I’m so glad this team that I have unnecessarily invested so many emotions into for nearly twenty years fired the best coach it had employed in over a decade for having too big an ego before hiring a coach with an even bigger ego, who sucks.

This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

I actually loved these games more than Madden. I hope they make a comeback.

There are deep psychological explanations for Vontaze Burflict’s behavior. He’s taking out his anger at a world which spellchecks refuse to recognize his name.

It’s a whole lotta check.

God, I would love for this to have been how Cal Ripken’s consecutive games streak came to an end. That would have been delightful. I am an asshole.

I don’t know why Doc is so smug. Austin Rivers can’t play, yet he still sees significant time for the Clippers.

Smith wasn’t even on the Jambaroo ‘Fire This Asshole!’ list and that list pretty much has every coach that has the slightest chance of being, or need to be, fired. This firing really feels out of nowhere.

Schiano - 7-9 his first year in Tampa, 4-12 his second. Basically ruined the team. Gave dudes MRSA, ending a few good players’ careers and launched a few lawsuits.

Smith - 2-14 his first year in Tampa and 6-10 his second, turning the team into a frisky, competitive group, considering how young and raw they were. He…

Classic example of the short leash African American coaches are on in American professional sports. Sad.

Isn’t satire exempt from truth-in-advertising laws? No reasonable person can be expected to believe anyone wants to spend New Year’s Eve eating Domino’s pizza.

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

Stupid. Just stupid.

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I’ll allow it. +1

Hell yes they are!

Lack of info on his crimes has media outlets chasing their tails on this one.

Was pretty sure this was going to be an Assaultron piece as those things have killed me more times than any deathclaw in any Fallout game.