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Allow me to correct you with a simple example: Projecting an RPG map onto a 3D sphere breaks the map's rules. By your admission, let the entire edge be a single pole. Now imagine that you are standing at this pole. By walking 1 metre in any direction, you should be able to appear 1 metre from any edge. In an RPG,…

Broken penises. Broken penises everywhere!

Damn good, I'd forgotten about that!

Fucking weak, Kotaku! Screw your absurd world destroyer moves, I much prefer the classy, genuinely beautiful-looking super moves over your Proton Cannons any day!

For example, this. Buster Wolf, by Terry Bogard, from Garou: Mark of the Wolves.

He's working on a concept-art drawing program.

"Love the fornicator/hate the fornication"

I'm sure that's how the guy's wife feels.

I would totally wear either of those dresses (not the other outfits) and I assure you I have nothing stylistically in common with Nicki Minaj!

This app should culminate in a print-out for you to hand your partner(s) with a grade: Needs Improvement, Too Bangy, WTF Was That Smell, Watch Your Elbows. Also, should come with a handy board you can rank them on, like Top Gear has.

Okay, so we just need to balance the bike to keep from falling, and the combination of the steering and speed help a great deal with that. Does that explain it then?

Oh, okay then. I think you've done a pretty good job of explaining it right here. How come "science" has a problem arriving at an explanation when you've done just that?

Yeah, I explained the same phenomenon a little differently in another post. It's just the dismissive "gyroscopes!" "inner ear!" posts that ignore things that should be obvious to anyone who's ever ridden a bike were kind of getting to me.

I'm an accountant - so my grasp of basic physics isn't strong. It must have something to do with the forward momentum though, right? Because if you're not moving forward, you just fall down. The problem isn't restricted to bikes - we have the figure skater who glides across the ice on one skate. Also, when we…

E'rywhere. For real.

How bicycles work? Easy, the are powered by people, they are in turned powered by HGH and other drugs.

You steer back and forth slightly to keep from falling over. Spinning faster on rollers doesn't really make staying upright any easier... which it would if the gyroscopic forces were really what keeps you upright.

James May explains it better.

Stand on one foot. Lean over until you have to put your other foot down to avoid falling over. That is what you do on a bicycle, except your other foot is a wheel (the front one, BTW) so it can move around to keep you from falling over continuously.

it takes precise and proper placement of the steroids to achieve the perfect balance and weight distribution to aid the gyroscopic inertia.

I always thought they were powered by the rider's sense of self-importance.