Adding to Bob’s great answer.

Except your opinion is clearly “that can’t be your honest opinion”.

Oh, there’s a bone or two in there.

This might come as a shock to you, but people hold opinions that differ from yours for reasons other than up vote whoring.

He clearly wanted to. However, they needed a couple expendable messenger pigeons, so...

It’s true.

No, we don’t. We just find it delightfully funny, and point that it mostly fits.

A) I read comics. That’s a poor excuse. The MCU is clearly a different universe. If you “read comics at all”, you’d notice.

The hell is wrong with you? Seriously. What’s with your weird ass fantasies?

What?

That’s not the point of “taking themselves so seriously”.

I meant shadow as in “we know the fucked up fate that awaits them” rather than as in “infinity war is a better movie”.

And that is DC’s fault.

Shit son, I’ve been here since the early 90's, and it still baffles me day in and day out.

Ant man is the most preposterous, inconsistent and unbelievable movie in the MCU. And we’re talking Norse gods and talking raccoons.

Dope-ass subwoofers.

Precisely.

For some reason, I feel blurting out “Jesus christ you’re huge” to Sally in accounting is not going to be an improvement.

Underage drinking is not seriously prosecuted.

Problem is, men are victims to. At least young men.