I’m partial to Hugh Laurie’s “making the beast of four buttocks”

The only way this argument would fly is if the abortions were medically necessary and whatever issue caused their need was due to him.

I’ve told a couple friends that when they get their incel-ly whining on.

Trump tower. And then charge rent.

Because immigrant communities never establish their own underground networks. Has never happened and never will happen.

Mexicans have access to ladder technology by now. One of the world’s largest ladder manufacturers is actually 120-odd miles south of the TX border.

One good thing about this election?

Well, to be fair, both sentiments are pretty much the same.

Typical whiny libbies.

Something about grabbing cats? And Something about Trump being such a feminist he constantly dropped by women’s locker rooms to check on them?

Wait, they give apologies?

C’mon, let’s be fair to him. It’s very clear making her uncomfortable was not his goal.

The saddest part of that one is...

Yep. The country needs that look when Yertle decides to block a nomination on partisan grounds. Obama’s cool and all, but he just doesn’t pull off scary half as well as Clinton does.

Did they not know about the Titanic? It’s pretty much what happened.

Yer mom is a BAMF.

Yes, please.

Yeah, the delivery was problematic... but he’s not wrong.

Seriously.