They don’t see any potential for growth, which is why Tesla is doing so well at convincing investors. It’s still a gamble (stock markets are basically casinos without the smell) but at least it has potential for growth.

Your old life is gone, and you are now Jim Hackett, CEO of the Ford Motor Company.

Neutral:

I’ve stayed at a UK Travelodge before. What the guy did might actually be an impromement.

Who’s freaking out? And why?

Charity auction. I know reading is hard but try next time.

You are not very bright. 

You read the part about 100% of the money going to charity, right?? 

$6400? HOLY HELL THAT’S A LOT.

*2018 jd power award for most curtain airbag deployments

Whippet:

You need a crowbar made of about 570 $100 bills.

Why do these pictures look so weird? Is the AR off or something? It looks shockingly tall and narrow.

Do the pictures have the correct aspect ratios? Looks like the car is kind of squished.

It is really funny trying to read his version of english though. He’s like the Onion autistic reporter.

Could we get an in-depth feature on commenter stephenmcknight?

One of two things needs to happen: stop posting about TG or ban stephenmcknight. That clusterfuck of a commentor ruins absolutely every. single. comment. section.