If you’re have $200,000, you can do better than a car. You can buy a Piper Navajo Chieftain. This will also make those 100 miles go by more quickly.

Better to just be a bit behind on the payments, than underwater on the whole deal.

Excellent and reasonably unbiased reporting!

This article is reporter porn, the ultimate fantasy of any journalist stuck working at a dying shitty media company. Does kicking your bosses in the balls this hard feel as good as I imagined it would? I mean, aside from everything else about your work situation going to shit, obvs.

Sounds like they use the Interstate as their toll road what with the fees and court costs.

Somebody better tell Colette Bridgman, Chief Marketing Officer at Tesla.

Back in college, I made a similar ad when selling my POS couch:

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

BMW is well known for its smooth and powerful V6 engines, according to Craigslist.

Hey now, they’ll have you know that they CLEARLY know the engine is a V4.

NEMESIS!!!

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

Why did you turn?

Sorry, we’re going to beat the shit out of you now...

Definitely looking a little ruffled going through turducken.

Wow. Flat out through falaffle...

The “Pedigree” of this car is making me laugh.

It’s a donk version of Mazda 121. And Mazda was a Landaulet.