Thank you! I may just have to do some online bra shopping today :)

Right? I find that higher cut stuff only makes me look bigger. When I show a little cleavage, things look more balanced and proportional.

I know you were put in an insanely uncomfortable position, but it kinda breaks my heart to think someone who considers themself to be my good friend would let me continue dating a guy under false pretenses.

Some coworkers and I stumbled upon the Facebook page of one of the temps hired last fall. Her page is NOT private, and she posted videos of her singing to her cats, lip-synching and air-guitaring to The Birthday Song by The Beatles (which apparently took 8 takes to nail down), and countless photos of her cats and…

I do love a man in a kilt.

agreed. the flatizza is terrible. I took a couple bites, skipped the flatbread entirely and just ate the toppings. It was ok. Their sandwiches are far superior (and that's saying something because Subway ain't no Potbelly as far this cowboy is concerned).

This room is so goddamn dusty. I'm sitting between my dogs. Anyone who tells me dogs can't love or don't have souls had better be ready to be bitch-slapped, because my dogs are the more loving creatures I know.

Will Rogers: "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

All animals have souls, all....not just cats or dogs..but all animals that are capable of cognitive thinking.

Well, shit. It was bad enough I had to switch from Quilted Northern to Charmin (damn you, Koch Brothers!) but now I have to give up Jelly Bellys? Why can't all the loathsome assholes go away and let decent people run the companies?

Looks like there will be Starburst jelly beans in my Easter basket this year.

Well, fuck. Boycott it is.

Well yeah if you say the traditional marriage vows "forsaking all others till death do you part" and you're *grown up* enough to comprehend what that actually means and take some responsibility for your behavior and decisions, yes, when you get married, you're only supposed to have sex with the person you married,…

How can I erase the horror that is Riff Raff from my mind? I need to dunk my head in a vat of ammonia to get the stank out. Thanks. After all that sekse Diplo build-up too. *sniff.

THIS. Thank you.

You guys need to chill out about alleged and perceived cultural appropriation obsessions. How about it's just making music with sounds they're into? What about white rasta kids do you give them hell too? "he likes going to countries, plucking up culture (often first belonging to brown folk) and serving it up for…

I now have to Google who all of these people are.

Now, dump four—yes, four, damn your eyes!—pounds of meat into the largest bowl-like vessel you have.

Yeah that is crazy talk, no doubt to get customers to throw out perfectly good bras and buy more. I've had bras last for years and years, this is nonsense. If I want a bra that will wear out in six months, I'll go buy the cheapo ones from Target. The whole point of spending more money on a bra for me is durability.

I use a lingerie bag and air dry.