Not to mention that in my experience, men who look like the action figures tend to be self-obsessed narcissists (yeah, I know, #NotAllMen, whatever). I'lll take my tall, lean, and trim sweetie, thankyouverymuch!

Ummm.... I always though Aladdin was mostly about the male lead??

....which is why American handwriting largely sucks, and is being reintroduced as a teaching objective in elementary school after not being taught for a loooooong time.

I did a science fair project on hexaflexagons when I 9 :) (Momma Fabulosa was a math teacher.)

I would honestly be more worried about any cleaning chemical residues on the rag more than floor germs, 'cos the heat killed them, but still..... BLERG!!!

Yup! I went up to New York with my ex's family for a wedding in NJ. (They were FROM NJ, keep this in mind here.) We spent a day running around Manhattan, playing tourist. When lunchtime came, my ex father-in-law tried to take us to McDonalds! HAYYLL NO! I put my foot down (very out of character for me) until we ended…

I had a guy insist that I was to come to his house for our first meeting, and then refuse to give me his last name... ah, lemmethinkaboutthat, NO.

So, so, soooo many stories... I was in Match and E-Harmony for about two years, and really tried to make it work. I was honest in my profile, and posted accurate, current, head-to-toe pics. I'm a curvy hour-glass girl, but well-proportioned. I have ben told that I am pretty, with a resemblance to Courtney Thorne…

YES! Back in the day of MySpace, I had a guy I had been emailing with force a dic pick on me. It just showed up in my mailbox. I forwarded it to my BFF, amazed that someone would do that (oh, how little I knew then....)I didn't realize on the old MySpace mail, they could SEE if you forwarded something. I got SCREAMED…

I also noticed how Kelly left out her age in this article. You have to click on the link to find it out. While I agree with the majority of commenters that yes, the surgery/removal without full consent is bad, 1. all of the points you made were indeed valid, and 2. she did sign understanding that there was a…

Hey! That's it, no oranges and Key Lime pie for you, mister!!

Yup! Short legs and a boootay here (with the boobage to match), so boot-cuts or death! That's also why I will never have hair shorter than shoulder-length: I would look like a golf ball balanced on top of that triangle!

Short legs and fluffy: that would be me! When I find petite boot-cut jeans that flair from the right height, I buy three pairs!

I know they are old, but I always agreed with Trinny & Susanna from the BBC's "What Not To Wear"; If you are not the slimmest, avoid the tapered ankles. Go for straightleg at least, boot-cut better, with flat fronts (no pleats.) Otherwise your body looks like a triangle balancing on its point.

Hmmm! Thanks for the recc! I wondered if that stuff worked, but never tried it. I have worn bikeshorts and split-slips on the few times I have tried to wear dresses, but here in South Florida, the extra layers are just too hot! I'll try it!

For a while, I actually had a separate phone I used; I had one of those "add a line for 10 bucks a month" phone plans, so I did. Made life much easier having a phone for just that. Added bonus was I COULDN'T text, as I had the bottom-of-the-line free phone that came with the deal. :)

THIS is the proper response: NOTHING. (Then *BLOCK* and *DELETE*)

Are you my twin sister?? Seriously though, honest question: with bodies like ours, how do you even wear dresses/skirts? I gave up! Not to overshare, but two words: thigh chafing.

I spent two years on Match & EHarmony several years ago. Key lesson I learned from experience: NO TEXTING. A few emails back and forth, then a few phone calls, and if no major red flags went up in the emails and calls, arrange an in-person meeting at a safe neutral location as soon as possible (NOT a 'date', but a…

The problem part is "if she has the money". She doesn't. She is unemployed, dipping into savings, and buying dolls on installment payments, when she still has two minor children at home. I get the impression that nothing is being saved for her real children's education, for example. Not to mention, it sounds like…