Have you tried whitening your teeth to help balance the contrast as well? I swear by my Crest Whitestrips once or twice a month (more often when it is cold, as I drink a lot of coffee...)

WOWSERS, WHAT a DOUCHE. I know its hard, but you ARE better off without that dickwad, trust me, and it's good that you actually did not waste more than two years. I wasted 13 YEARS with my mistake, and possible lost my chance at having kids. My douchenozzle ex had two affairs before I wised up and left his ass. After…

THIS exactly. I have NEVER been able to understand how these people could consider themselves Christian while cutting aid to the needy and cheering "Let him die!" for a man who has no health insurance.... Republican Jesus bears no resemblance to my Jesus

Yup! Mr. Fabulosa was (gently) teasing me about my yoga and challenging me to go to his bootcamp class instead..... then I made him do a yoga session with me first. He stopped teasing.

Mr. Fabulosa has warned me that if we are ever in a plane crash over a deserted island, he is saving my purse before he saves me, because I have such valuable stuff in there: flashlight, matches, food, string, a pocketknife, small mirror, bandaids, sunscreen, GPS Satphone....

Loved this movie as a kid. As an adult and a teacher, this character made my head 'splode. GRRRRR!!!

Ermagawd. I will never be able to look at my KitchenAid Pro Series the same way again...

I find this one more shocking to see at Wal-fart!!

This is also a problem across the pond, except they call it "Happy Slapping".... I just don't understand some people. WTF?!

Funky Folds.... Didn't he do the sports report on Channel 7?

I had one who was so much older than his profile picture, I literally did not recognize him AT ALL. The pic must have been a GOOD twenty years out of date. That little meeting was cut short right quick!! What the hell, man??!!

I was more traumatized by the those twin brothers.... Learned not to watch any episodes before bed. The one where they killed the agent with the ax in the background? I had flashbacks for almost a week. But yes, Mr. Jesse is easy on the eyes and tough on the heartstrings...... though I am weirded out that I find a…

I just somehow missed... THAT shot..... *cues up the DVD and makes some popcorn*

Been there, worshipped that, bought the DVD! Captain Mal/Richard Castle is Number One on my fantasy "Famous People I'm Allowed To Sleep With But Will Never Get The Chance" list with my husband. (His is Natalie Portman.) Have you followed him on WhoSay? He posts the cutest pics!

Women like men's butts just like we like to look at any other of their muscle groups; the sight of a nicely muscled butt (which is usually accompanied by a nicely muscled rest of the body) speaks to our animal hindbrain and makes it say, "Attractive! Healthy! Yummy! Mating candidate!" Personally, I have not Googled…

Is that...*fanning myself*....*deep breath* Nathan Fillion's.... *swooning* ....BADONKADONK???

first one on left, Victorias Secret chick, and Mrs. Orlando Bloom (le sigh!)

I not only have the lovely genetic dark circles (thanks, Dad!) but also fabulous W.C. Fields rosacea schnoz (thanks AGAIN, dad!) so if I attempt a no-make-up day teaching, I will repeatedly hear,"Oooh, looks like a bad cold, eh?" over. And. Over. And. Over. I finally gave up and just wrote it on the board: "I am not…

Yup, we be needin' a little privacy tail here....