YES. THIS. ... And Katie Price. Or Jordan. Whatever.

On-line dating can be fine, and FUN, if you just do it intelligently. I figured out quickly: 1. Don't email back and forth for more than two weeks. If you are still in contact, arrange to meet! 2. Arrange to meet for something short in a public place, like for coffee, NOT a long time commitment like dinner. If the…

I never did OK Cupid, I did Match and EHarmony, thinking that people who PAID to be there might be more serious.... I was fairly wrong. I met many nice people, some of whom I am still friends with to this day, but my gawd, the freaky ones were legion! I wish I had kept a journal! Dick pics, atrocious inappropriate…

I still have Hotmail too! What's wrong with Hotmail??

"Sugar globes"? I now have a new favorite name for my gazongas. Thank you!

This would be a major problem for me, as I NEVER wear skirts. This may be an overshare (is that possible on Jez?)but as a curvy woman, I refuse to wear all the rigamarole under the skirt that would make it a non-chafey-sweaty-thigh-rubby-rolling-up-undergarmenty experience! Too many layers! Hell no!!

This is actually a fight between my husband and I. He leaves the fu#$%^& capslock on when he uses my computer! I don't realize it until I have already entered my username and password, or typed this nice long status message, because I look at the keyboard, not the screen. Then I have to go back and redo everything!…

"Socially irresponsible quantities of bacon"? Hearted!

The yellow area should extend all the way down.... actually, it should be green! We have IHOPS AND Wafflehouses down here! (Granted, my nearest Waffle House is about 20 minutes away, but.... covered and smothered, please!!)

I wish the Vine pic accompanying the article didn't flip so fast! I cant get a good look at her face, and it makes me dizzy!

As a former vet tech and a mommy who has just weaned two bebeh kittehs off their bottles in the past week, I look at that pile and visualize aaaallll the spilled, splattered food and milk, scattered cat litter, tiny smashed poops, and pee-soaked kitty blankies...... cute kitteh pile, but so much work!!! ....... but…

1. It's a safety/tactical/den type thing... if they rest in an enclosed area, they can't be attacked or stalked from behind; 2. Boxes hold in da warmz!!! :)

Rusty FTW!!! :)

I never said that I didn't understand why so much value was placed on sports. I took issue with your idiotic generalizations about human achievement, and your direct insult to my chosen profession! I was not one of the 'stupidest people' in high school; I was one of the youngest, as I skipped a grade due to my gifted…

"The stupidest people from h.s. all became teachers"? Really? "Sports are the only true form of human achievement"? Wow. Just.... wow. YOU and your attitude are what is wrong with the world today. It is so hard not to type "FUCK YOU" in caps about 14 million times....

I still have two of those goofy Banana Republic Tshirts in my closet right now! My favorite has a big pink flamingo on the back. They are SO soft! .....I just did the math, and that means my tshirt is close to 30 years old.... oh geeze.

Voiola....vwolah.... violah.... eh whatever, here it is.... ;-P

Sorry, but it really looks like he is eyeballin' her rack. Ew.

Can we PLEEEESE stop feeding this Attention Troll? PLEASE??? This Neuroses Parade is too hard to watch....

A turquoise polo and *squints* seersucker shorts? When the heck did Jay-Z turn into a Palm Beach retiree?