Don Jr thinks he so fucking smart. I can barely tell what he’s trying to say, but he’s that kid in your intro psych class who is the biggest douchecanoe and thinks he’s constantly outwitting the professor. Bonus points if that professor is a woman.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Silly. Don’t you know that silencers are only used to protect hearing when hunting. The NRA has assured us someone would NEVER use them in a way to make it easier to commit murder.

This as the NRA tries to push making silencers easy to get because hearing.

Thank goodness there are still men like you willing to lecture professional athletes about the right way to be professional athletes. Being the assistant to the regional manager isn’t the same as working with psychotically competitive football players.

Man, he should really take guidance from his wife, who has to deal with tantrums by multiples of eight.

It’s not the coaching staff’s fault that the crowd noise is so intense.

What kind of shitty box score just lists “OF” to account for all the outfield positions. It should indicate the order he played each position.

That escalated quickly

To be fair, 10 Philadelphia fans would be louder than 10,000 Los Angeles fans, regardless of the sport.

I’ve been waiting for you to post a story on this, Tom. I had to go to three Kia dealers in 2009 before I was allowed to test drive a Soul and Rondo. The first two dealers just wouldn’t talk to me until I told them what I wanted my monthly payment to be. I just walked out. I ended up getting a Hyundai wagon. The…

Jason, I can’t tell what book that is. You have it cleverly concealed so I’m finding it difficult to read the title. Which one is that exactly?

And ended with a Fusion.

Should have started with a Fusion.

“Not including bonuses, Wentz earns a base salary of $540,000. NFL players are paid on a weekly basis, 17 times per season. Therefore, using math, it would appear that Wentz owes Elliot $31,764:”

Awww you’re no fun.

Resident of MN and self-appointed expert on winter coats, here. (I fucking hate the winter, I fucking hate the cold, why I live here is a mystery to me.) In my years in this wasteland, I’ve come up with a system that requires 2 coats, with one bonus coat. If you live anywhere that gets seriously cold/snowy in the…