I’m going to rebadge my Mazda5 as a Mazda3. So many lols

That was one of the most infuriating football games that I've ever watched

Boston University is a University, not a High School.

You should have bought a scooter. 

Or this list is just of the most viewed posts, and Felton’s didn’t get the clocks they deserved?

It’s a shame none if Jalopnik's excellent Goodyear tire reporting is on this list

Why not Isuzu Trooper’s? There are way more of those, and they look just as cool when kitted out.

I think a second or third gen Prius is like the perfect generic car that tells you almost nothing about the owner’s finances. Like it is a perfect car to pick up your girlfriend’s mom in and she won’t be able to learn anything about you from it, other than you are a practical person. I think a Volvo wagon may have…

I bet those things are way more expensive than a 1 ton truck. Plus the boss doesn't want to take that home in the weekends. 

Is there a single paragraph version of this available? I am curious but not 1600 words curious

Where are the servers? Why haven't they turned over the servers yet? Why are they hiding the servers?

That grill has more square feet than my apartment

Sorry Hudson, but your lady is a dweeb.

Comfortably fit 4 adults, easy entrance and exit, decent ground clearance, 30+ mpg, less than $17k

No wonder the boomers are so fucked up

What is the deal with these people anyway? Super invasive mom behavior?

I think it would be more something like this:

I’ll put a deposit down on the “this basic” one right now.

When the Penn kids started hanging in Fishtown, I knew it was time to leave