What does a rare beef look like on this scale? Bloody and raw? Cold and uncooked?

Ted Cruz is 47?!

How big of a surfboard can you fit inside? (Yes, I am going to ask this every time you ask what I want to know)

I have been lucky enough to visit a few lounges, and let me tell you, they have been awesome! The American Airlines lounge in LA had unlimited bacon and beers! All the bacon and beers I could possibly consume between flights. It was terrific.

Why do sedans even exist? Why aren’t they all just wagons?

This is fucking great. Fuck those other guys

I don’t get it? It he coupe is clearly way cooler than the cabriolet...

He looks like a god damn vampire

Chuck Schumer will be complaining about gas prices as the fucking oceans boil

Those rear doors are so damn tiny. Why would they do that to us?!

I hope they give that guy a few days off. He fuckin needs him.

Was that era’s Suzuki/Geo Tracker any good? I’m looking for a 4 door/manual one and they seem pretty reasonably priced

Fuck the god damn NFL

Why the photo of her in the Trump tower lobby?

Changing a light bulb can be REALLY hard in some cars!

Oof. What a bummer the new is.

I really appreciate that the brightest, most distinctive color was used for MY OWN GOD DAMN country, and that it is included in the legend, in case I was not capable of identifying the boundaries of my own nation.

Raphael, can you find out where they got the cars from?

Does she still have the price tag on her shoe?

How can you not draft on a crowded roadway like that?