Everyone is terrible

That dude makes some hella good investments.

Cool, this is a great to sing in unison with all all my favorite frat bro friends. (Also, I can’t believe how bad that new album is)

Damn, she is going to be 50 years old when she has that baby in April!

Let’s pollute rivers and streams in the name of traction! Oh, what’s that? We still do that? hmmm

Hell yeah

That looks dope.

Do they sell these things in Europe? How can they possibly meet EU pedestrian safety standards?

It almost makes you hope he’s got some kind of sexual harassment scandal hiding in his closet...

I am now trolling craigslist looking for the perfect FWD car to put pie cutters on and make my winter beater. I live in southern california, but who cares

I like your cat Libby

I pray I never have to hear his voice again

Anything to get him off the MNF broadcast!

I feel like there should be a ‘but’ in here somewhere

What is the over/under on a Harrison Ford cameo in this movie?

I’ve often wondered what kind of car offers like no insight into one’s finances, and I think it is the Prius. Like if you show up to your girlfriend’s parent’s house in your old Toyota pickup, they’re going to think you’re broke, but show up in almost any 2nd gen+ Prius and they’ll have no idea that you’re broke.

How long do you suppose the boat trip from Le Havre to New Mork took? Do you think Mr. Jenkins spent a lot of the trip sitting in the driver’s seat of his new car?

That guy is the fucking worst

YES!

I drove a friend’s Malibu in college a bit and remember it being a decent car with reasonable pick up