Why did it take deadspin so long to get an Instagram account?

Oh my, it is perfect

What is the Nuzzi connection?

Hard to guess who LuvBallxxmight have been

Isn’t yogurt Hamilton’s beat?

How long of a surfboard will fit inside it?

Why don’t cars look like clawfoot tubs anymore?

What is your fee? Want to help me get a base model Metris passenger van?

Was it the guy he called down to the screen? That guy looks like he works at the park?

Make them make a perfect throw.

I agree with the first part. The rest is nonsense.

He is like the fucking King of that move

I like him more than the Rock, if that is the premise of the ledge?

Why don’t cars like air anymore?

The door chants are just terrifying. What a time to be alive.

How about them Phils!

Harsh

Is it still going to start with interleague play?

A ‘freeze’ still allows businesses/banks/institutions that you already do business with to check your credit, right? Like I could still get a car loan through my credit union with a freeze in place, right?

I hate your frames Jason! You’re ok though. The wall is not.