IKR?! My own exes bother me far more than my spouse’s exes do!

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

I’m not the person you asked but my husband vapes. The first time he went for the cheap kind you get at the mall — that didn’t work particularly well, although he cut back on smoking a lot. Now he bought a new one that’s larger, doesn’t look like a cigarette at all but you put various flavors and nicotine in it (he’s…

I’ve started calling my DivaCup my Beaver Cup after a miscommunication with my mom, and now it’s even better to use.

I don’t think I’ve ever related more to any piece of art the way I am to the smoking girl. I was that girl. Vulgar and grown with a teddy bear under my pillow. As a mom now, it breaks my heart to imagine the reactions of the “nice” moms when I walked by smelling like old smoke, cussing up a storm and totally fearless.…

Considering how much of my free porn viewing has been funded by AdultFriendFinder’s advertising dollars, I feel the need to support them through this difficult time.

I’d suggest he got the idea from Micki & Maude, but I am sadly one of the few people who saw and/or remember that film.

A friend of a friend apparently slept with Henry Rollins, and when he came, he yelled ‘FEEL THE SEED OF ROLLINS!’.

I think Louis CK said that, by the time you’re 40, no one cares about you. They just expect you to do your job. That’s about right.

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Yeah. Kids don't need daily baths til they're going to school and getting sweaty on the playground. My daughter just turned 13 and holy hell, the hormones. I don't remember reeking like that after a day at school - and she doesn't even have recess - but my mom says I did.

I'll give you a more proper Catholic term for it than "whore's bath". My mom used to call it the Trinity bath and she taught me how to do it when I was a young girl with circular hand motions. The "Father" (face), "Son" (crotch/ass), and the Holy (left pit) Ghost (right pit). Only need to wash hair once a week so the…

as a white person, every day at least once or twice a day is the must, but then i have days when i soak myself in a bathtub all day with wine.

To everyone out there: shower as much as you goddamn see fit, no one has to live in your skin except you and those scarab beetles from those Mummy movies

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

Teen snark is not as funny as teen thinks it is. People ask these questions because they want to interact with you, and this is an easy, safe way to do it. Your time would be better spent learning how to make polite conversation. I joked about doing the same thing when I was a teen/young adult, but I didn't, because I…

I'm very conflicted about the topic of competency and medical/legal rights.

It seems, maybe irresponsible is too strong a word, but a bit misguided to interview and write an article on this woman in the midst of a mental health crisis. Not only is it really easy to reinforce the delusion, but you're not giving her the opportunity to control her own narrative. She's anonymous, but she's still…

I prefer The Ripper, a song by Judas Priest. I'm sure holes will be poked in this latest theory, as history has always loved a mystery...