Quiet Riot is a jumped-up cover band that doesn't deserve to shine Slade's platform shoes.

Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf

Shit for veins.

Oh, dear. The short answer to "Who the fuck is Bruce Jenner?" is "He is an important sports/cultural reference as a result of winning the 1976 Olympic gold medal in the decathalon." The Olympics used to be huge back in the day, long before you were born, and US heroes of the games were pretty much idolized here. …

Me, too. It's fresh-oceany. I don't mind encountering my vag scent, ehrm, elsewhere.

I like your comment. The "racist" comments from Black women come from a different place than white racist.

No one should send this guy hate-filled racist comments. No one. He is doing a great thing here and that picture is sweet as pie.

But isn't this phenomenon part of equality? But instead of reaching new heights, we're just making a race for the bottom.

Man's Clear-Cut Power Of Decision is my new band name.

I've started telling them "unless you can get it in your own mouth, I'm not interested". That's a win all around.

Real candles or GTFO.

Please. MY imaginary BFF would rule in a real-life Hunger Games.

You need to stop watching Star Trek.

I refuse to be a participant in a pile-on when it comes to celebrities like Chris Brown. Maybe they will stop reporting when he finally does have a psychotic breakdown, goes to jail or dies, but I doubt it. For me, personally, I get no satisfaction out of watching the decline of anyone's mental or health issues,…

I think it's pretty well-established that Julia Roberts is just a big old bitch.

For those men who do want to send a picture that will perchance increase your odds of getting laid, send these two pictures instead:

Give me whore tops or give me death.

Nah, I just didn't bother listing my objection to the initial generalization.

As a rule, I dislike broad, sweeping generalizations of any stripe. However, you'd be correct in pointing out that I can be a little hesitant to resist positive generalizations in place of what have normally been pretty damning indictments…