Yeah, she has one exciting moment, which was summed up in a GIF from the trailer months before the movie came out.

Just watched Jurassic Park 2 recently, and I think I figured out what made Jurassic World so lifeless and drab. I mean, aside from everything that’s ho-hum about literally every shot in the movie. But, the real problem: In the new one, you’re supposed to think the resort is a good, fun idea! Even when the stupid…

Entertainment news outlets are notorious for their terrible/rushed interview transcriptions.

I'm sure I'm 100 percent wrong, but based on the name alone, I'm fantasizing that this will be a Planetside 2-style MMO shooter, instead of another relatively small-scale twitchy shooter thing.

Nothing in any medium ages as badly as games. Look at that damn mug.

Wait.

Those are some damn pretty photos. Well done!

The more I read about this game, the more I wonder why this is such a big deal to shooter fans, and not something like Planetside 2. Do gamers only like shiny things?

Jeez. That sounds like they completely broke the game. I mean, they aren’t going to just nullify or nerd all that 240 gear, so the well seems permanently poisoned.

I’m in the exact same boat, except that I’ve already resigned myself to watching the damn thing. I mean, who knows if GRRM will even survive to finish the series? The show might be the closest we ever get to a conclusion.

Smartphones have turned about half of the first world into college freshmen enrolled in Intro to Photography. Unless you’re Ansel Adams, skies are just skies, and always about 1 percent as striking as they are in-person.

Is it too early to discuss what this means for the DCCU? Because this clearly seems like a disaster.

Anyone else bummed about Spidey’s voice? I know he’s supposed to be a kid, but yeesh. He sounds straight up prepubescent.

Oh god. Ultron’s mouth. I mean, that character has a lot of problems, like that he's nothing but Whedon snark, with none of the menace that Whedon is also capable of. But that goddamn mouth. Why wasn't it articulated, or just immobile, instead of all mushy and gummy?

The worst part of Snyder’s Pa Kent, I think, isn’t that he’s a sniveling, pessimistic coward. That’s just him being human. Also, who cares about faithful to the comics, when the original version of his character is boring as shit. It’s that the movie doesn’t actively point out that his worldview was totally wrong.…

It’s not a fantasy show, but the Knick’s use of electronic music for its score is awesome. Reminds you that the past was never actually quaint.

Just saw my egregious typo. I meant superhero movies, not superheroes!

I liked it way more than I expected to. Especially given the time, when superheroes were still almost universally garbage.

That’s really interesting. Never considered that requirement.

True, looking at it now, it does seem like a big improvement. Hope it shows up sooner rather than later.