If this article is of any use to you, you're not gaming right (IMO). One of the best things about great games, for tubby persons like me, is that you can blow past meals or standard snack times without noticing. Because dieting is always a great idea, right?!?!

THERE WAS A GODDAMN BRIDGE!?

Take it easy, dude. It's not a big deal at all in context. And there are some quicktime sequences that more than make up for it.

Really not trying to brag here, but I made it through on the first attempt, too. You just have to ignore that sonovabitch, and clear the enemy before playing Frogger.

Yeah, I can't imagine them being cheaper, but they're way, way better. Cree, Philips and TCP are all in the same quality band, in my opinion.

Yeah, I can't imagine them being cheaper, but they're way, way better. Cree, Philips and TCP are all in the same…

Sponsored or not, you guys should be careful about pushing these LEDs. Bad, dirt-cheap LEDs hurt overall adoption, since those who use them aren't likely to try again anytime soon.

Sponsored or not, you guys should be careful about pushing these LEDs. Bad, dirt-cheap LEDs hurt overall adoption,…

Was just about to paste that same section. Amazing. His kicker is incredible, too.

Starred for the headline. Be not ashamed, Tina.

The only good thing about that movie was the shot of elderly Cate Blanchett walking dementia-addled toddler Benjamin down the street, hand in hand.

For real? That's amazingly terrible.

Always strange when people criticize an outlet's ad and edit sides for not collaborating more, without realizing just how catastrophic that could (and probably would) be for the actual content.

Pretty sure I'd faint while simultaneously pissing and crapping myself if Mike Tyson was sitting a few feet away from me, calling me a piece of shit. Well done, host dude.

I could be wrong, but I suspect you aren't going to get a ton of action in this one either. Probably a setpiece, buried under a ton of arthouse moping.

I totally agree with you, that there's a sense of racism (or something approaching it) in the assumption that the Japanese reject non-Japanese stuff.

That's great! Neither franchise deserves this much love.

Totally unexpected, and totally great. Are they using old-school, crappy paper stock, too? Or is that some kind of digital effect/filter?

I took Kendo for a while, and watched some amazing matches (none of which included me, of course). It can be incredibly cool, and impressive, but it's never beautiful. It's fast and brutal, and the economy of motion, and lack of a need to really put much force behind any hit, makes it anything but pretty. Plus, lots…

It's not Western swordfighting, but some of Kurosawa's samurai movies did a great job of making things look realistically messy. Check out the big battle scenes in Seven Samurai, and the non-bullshit fight scene in Rashomon.

Do you think, though, that part of the problem is that the self-identifying gamers, who hit the comment sections, are largely kids? I'm an old-ass dude, and I almost never come across a comment on Kotaku that seems like it's written by someone my age, or even out of their early twenties. Partly, I think, that's…

Luke, do you think the term "gamer" should actually be shelved?