A mounted T-shirt cannon loaded with feather boas would have really sealed the deal.

Nah. They can barely figure out how to make that work on movie sets, and that's with hoses attached between takes. This guy had ice-packs, at best.

You know how doesn't remember it?

Mike Allred is doing FF?!

For her sake, I hope she gets all Sofia Coppola on our asses, and puts that nepotism to better use.

If the dissonance was the same—guy in standard two-piece suit, red or blue tie, American flag pin, but sporting some sweet filibuster-ready Sauconys—I think that would be a yes.

Wait, that's who she was? Ugh. I thought Soderbergh was making the old authenticity-via-non-actor blunder (which, maybe he kinda was). She really was the only disappointing thing about the movie. I even liked Alex Pettyfer's performance, and that guy seems awful.

Well said. That movie is incredible.

"Was it a stretch for you guys to have a floating character talking in a Bungie shooter?" I asked. My joke was ignored.

Great point. They aren't poor. No way! Poor is for losers. They're just pre-rich.

I don't know how I missed this video, but, for fuck's sake.

I think that some portion of her supporters are also making the classic mistake, of assuming that the lives of celebrities are anything like their own. Meaning, they seem to bemoan the fact that her career and livelihood are being destroyed, and imagine their own equivalent tailspins, should the wrong person hear…

What confuses me is that anyone would wander onto Jezebel, and somehow miss the tone of the writing, the wording of the headlines, and even the images selected or illos constructed, and not get exactly what you're so excellently stating, that it's supposed to be a safe space, that the doors are open, but it's not…

Really well said. I've made plenty of comments on Jezebel without being attacked...but I'm not blundering in there to rail against the core mission of the site (which, as you point out, is different from many other sites, and with good reason). Not that that's what all of the rampant complainers are doing, but I'm…

Yeah, I'm not even sure that qualifies as a back-handed compliment. Dragon-punched shrug?

Yeah, I'm not even sure that qualifies as a back-handed compliment. Dragon-punched shrug?

Can we automatically gray out any comment that begins with a "meh" or "tl;dr?"

I honestly thought this was an iOS game. $50 or even $40 seems crazypants.

But it sounds suspiciously like you're asking for "just the facts" coverage, with none of the third rail stuff Stephen mentioned. That stuff, which you might dismiss as click or comment bait, is the main reason I read Kotaku. There are tons of sites with bland micro updates on every upcoming release. Insightful…

Story-wise, I think your idea is on-point. But the amount of nerfing you'd have to do, to make Supes playable, and/or the over-reliance on bosses to present a real challenge, seems untenable. I think he just can't be game-ified. Even an Infamous style power-set progression would feel un-Superman to start, and wind up…