California is the single largest automobile market in the United States. If the California Air Resources board decides on tougher emissions standards than the US EPA, manufacturers are going to comply. It would be suicide to walk away from such a lucrative market.

“Unless it’s a Tesla Model X, we Americans aren’t really fans of minivans.”

Putin came of age in the Soviet KGB, and as a member of the Vlasti, remembers the power and influence that the USSR represented. He wants to reconstruct the Soviet Union, forcibly reuniting the various republics by guile or force. He is counting on his control of Trump to prevent the US military getting in the way…

Thursday Top Tip: Never, ever listed to Ben Carson avoid answering a question from Elizabeth Warren before going to the Doctor and having your blood pressure tested. Just sayin.

Fireball? An entire bottle of Fireball? The Bitch is lucky she didn’t die.

“Longer term options include modifications to the aircraft carriers themselves.” Really? The f-35 is like a high maintenance girlfriend.

Would you even ride in something named the Geely Ge?

Oh such a lovely, friendly shade of green too. The one that was rejected by the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy as being too disarming.

In my vast experience in uncorking wine, there have been numerous times when the 2-prong opener forced the cork back into the bottle. A waiter’s corkscrew is the Professional tool.

Moose bites are very nasty.

Why? Why does the USMC need organic fixed wing air? Doesn’t the USN answer requests for air support? The duplication of capabilities in the DoD is frightening.  

Then just scrap the VTOL version of the F35. It is nonsensical to expect a multi-billion dollar aircraft top operate out of forward bases or from helicopter assault ships like the Wasp class. Modern fighter aircraft will never be Swiss Army Knives.

That’s Ok, Podna, ‘ol Rick Perry knows what to do. After all, we doan need no pointy headed liberal Nuclear Physicist to set policy, now do we? 

It may seem like a forlorn hope, but building bombs is easy. It’s maintaining them in the field that is really expensive.

Ok, repeat after me: The central role of the DOE is nuclear weapon production design and management of nucs.

Battleships are irrelevant in the age of hypervelocity missiles. They are exactly where they need to be: static displays.

With someone who has L Ron Hubbard as deep up his ass as Tom Cruise, it is impossible for him to have any contact with his daughter. Both Katie Holmes and Suri left Scientology, and are now Apostates. Any contact with an Apostate is a moral crime. They call it disconnection.

1) You just can’s stand the fact that we have nice things and you don’t.

The Secret Service could lease 1 floor of the building just below the gold gilded suite, then refuse to pay. That way Trump can sue himself.

What? You guys just got bought out by a Zillion dollar company and you can only afford to stay in that shitty neighborhood? Oh, maybe the Bonaventure was booked.