No need to be peedantic...

If you don’t see how this is relevant to tech and the future, then you’re the one who needs to go. Seriously, gtfo.

YEAH! I mean what does a presidential nominees stance on cyber security have ANYTHING to do with technology? I mean really! What kind of operation is this!?

*Goes to Disneyworld*

Congratulations. They invented a dog.

“... wirelessly detect your emotions.”

Of course it is lol....... or is it.

Instead, the researchers say new evidence shows that the impact was more “like a sledgehammer hitting a watermelon.”

So someone with unchecked power decided to pursue self-interested goals rather than continuing with the altruistic idea that started their crusade in the first place? Boy, that’s the first time that’s ever happened.

But Zach how do they know it’s a nuclear explosion? I’m glad you asked everyone.

Pro Tip: Just let the packet dissolve in your mouth.

This needs the Spock death scene from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Nonsense. I’ve taken LSD every single day my whole life and my language center is absolutely potato.

You rotten bastard.... now I have the lyrics to Istanbul by They Might Be Giants stuck in my head. Thanks!

that’s pretty much me after eating taco bell

My god, it’s full of stars