Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of the American driver. I for one welcome our autonomous overlords.

Don't mess up ... he's watching.

“Just a bit creepy.”

Is the son actually wearing his knitted body suit in those poses? This sounds like the making of a great psychological thriller.

She married me so I question her sanity daily, and we don’t even have iwatches....

Contact!!!!

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

The man has been on fire this season! I don’t think any Doctor has given that many great performances in a single season!

I friggin loved this bit, I actually laughed out loud at this. It was amazing and once again Capaldi shined when he was allowed to let loose.

I kind of loved it. It was frantic and witty and fun. Quick and sharp. It was nice to see River back for a little and I liked the angle that she didn’t realize the Doctor was the Doctor. I didn’t even mind that it didn’t have much to do with Christmas. It was just a nice episode to watch through my food and wine coma…

So they were freed and now they might have to go back to jail.

These monkeys have been getting a free ride long enough. It’s time to put them to work!

I’m pulling you out of the grays because some people are too lazy to copy-and-paste it into Google Translate, and others will bitch and moan anyway for having to see a non-English language.

Here’s a little nightmare fuel from a dinosaur that will kill you if given the chance...

You sir, win the internets.

Also, once you have your pressure cooker, all you need is a steam gauge assembly, a crutch and a good old household fission battery and you can build yourself a nice Railway Rifle.