The nickname for my dorm mate at University should have been.....Durian instead of his given name Damian....but that is another story.

Two words, Mordor and Sewer

Volunteers to implant experimental human cyber augmentation chips find out they really aren’t the first and are some how links to those individuals that were the real first test subjects....and don’t go down the prisoners forced to take the processors story line. It can be done but not on my storyboard.

Yupppp. Euth an’ Azia

Don’t be this guy.....on a plane, on a train, on a boat or certainly you are a goat.

Like.

Sounds like you’re not the “target” market.

Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory....More games to go. This is a tough loss to a good team. And as they say don’t let a loss be your defining moment.

I love the smell of thrusters in the morning.

Obama —”Hey Putin, I just took the macho meter up another notch and don’t think eating raw fish eggs will even match my salmon feast. Caviar is soooo bourgeois”

McAfee-West 2016, One smokin’ ticket.

Detergents don’t wash dirty laundry, people wash dirty laundry. Hah ! Maybe we can integrate a spritz of air freshener for this Dash button since the laundry never gets done but the detergent keeps coming.

With Gadget on the job, what could possibly go wrong...

Chief Actor in Charge

Hey NK look to the South we can saber rattle too.

Technically a watch, analog or digital is a chronometer, it does not count as a time machine. A machine that displays the “correct” time does not “make time” or control time only displays the passing of the subjective interpretation of the abstract construct of “time”.

Not convinced it is whisky in there .... Let’s go thru a conversation with the crew to put the bottle in the bridge “ Hamish, I want you to place this full bottle of Whisky in the bridge tomorrow mornin’. Ronald, Sir pardon the bluntness, but r u daft, you want me to place a perfectly good bottle of whisky in a hole…

Sung to the tune of Spam —“Scam, Scam, Scam, Scam, Manly Scamily Scam. “ Apologies to Monty Python.

I am insanely jealous you can tune out this phrase whenever someone says it.

At least in the future Russian pee will be uncontaminated by Western soaps.