The Honest Ad About Vipers (I’m sure you’ve read it)

Jalopnik got sold last week. Static Media is the new owner, who also bought The Takeout from G/O Media a few months ago. Static got rid of comments on The Takeout so I won’t be surprised if they do the same thing here.

Where is cgo2370? Kinja commenting will be ending in the next few days and I think a bittersweet way to wrap things up would be one of cgo’s trademark “Shut up, tomato” posts.

“Anyone have experience with the no power steering? I’m sure it’s fine at speed (maybe even better!) but what’s it like navigating a parking lot?”

On a small, light car like a Miata it’s no problem at all, when your moving, even at slow speeds. If stopped and turning your wheels, a little more effort is required. Note…

America’s kei car.

My ‘96 Ranger 5 speed had power nothing. I was a scrawny teenager too, but, I eventually mastered parallel parking 1st try everytime because of it.

the buyer is most likely a bad guy IRL also 

Call me crazy but you shouldn’t NEED to be able to trace specific security leaks back to Musk to take action. Regular communication with a hostile foreign power should be enough to forfeit government contracts. 

So what happened with Chapman? 

America has no shame anymore. You have an ex-President praising Nazis and paying pornstars. A significant portion of the population are taking their social cues from that bloviating orange idiot. Social entitlement and the rise of “Karen” are skyrocketing, while social shame is all but gone.

I genuinely do not understand why people stand up and crowd at an airport gate. I will quite literally sit in my seat until they announce “final call for boarding”, and only then will I get up to get on the plane. Plane seats are uncomfortable, gate seats are at least a bit better. Why do people insist on being on…

Profits Enhanced by Negligent Innovation $

The Wrangler and Gladiator did that. It is a MB Jeep 

OK - hear me out.

so lazy. so, so lazy.

GR Corolla

What sells for the most are higher trim manuals, with the biggest engine available.

2015 to 2017 Dodge Challenger 392. They have everything that the Hellcat has except for the supercharger and everything that the Grand Touring has. It has two 10 inch Harman Karden subs in the trunk standard. No wide body crap, and they only made them like that for those three years. 

Here ya go (yikes):

Because kids that grew up riding around in one of these death traps now have money to burn (clearly) and want to relive their youth. This is a awful automobile and is legit junk. My parents had one in the early 90's and it fell apart within 2 years. If you want to see something fun pull up a crash test on one of these…