An actual cool story, bro.

Do they off a Sonics theme?

The thing about the Ram 1500 Classic, is it doesn’t really “look” old, if that makes sense.

The tire situation is weird.

I’m glad Barbie cars exist in the world, but it’s not for me.

What’s the difference between a severe injury and a serious injury?

Seeing as she was ejected, I’m sure she was aware at some point that shit had gone sideways, quite literally.

I’m confused by the 787/757 thing also. Owner must be an airplane guy.

Another commenter stated that the phone number in the ad belongs to a body shop.

That was actually one of the turn off when I test drove a Challenger. The windows roll down and up every single time I enter and exit the vehicle? It just seemed like a future failure point to me.  I prefer framed windows.

Let’s not forget Rob. NPOND is one of the best parts of Jalopnik.

A ton of things are redirecting me to The Root.  It’s very frustrating.

It’s your right and responsibility as a parent to embarrass your kids.

I want to say this as nice as humanly possible. Screw your kids.

Seems like there was a different shade of color shifting paint available on the Contour for a moment. Or maybe I was hallucinating in the 90's.

It does look more “pronounced” I guess I would say, than my memory serves. But that could simply be the difference between a dark studio with very intentional lighting, versus just seeing these things out and about in the sunlight.

(Willy’s is actually Willys, pronounced Willis)

I’m suspecting it was done intentionally, because most people are right handed.

If I were an owner with a hypothetically unaffected engine (post-process change) I don’t think I would want an engine swap. Sure, if it blows, give me the engine swap and a loaner. But if all is fine, an engine swap seems a bit risky to mess something else up.

Annnnddd.....the ad has been flagged for removal.  If it’s too good to be true....