None of these should not go unmentioned.

Thanks to Stranger Things kids were introduced to Master of Puppets.

“Everybody on earth knows that engaging in a high-speed police pursuit, of the cops-and-robbers variety you see in the movies, is a bad idea.”

The illegible side appears to say “have a happy new y” and then run out of space. Maybe the “ear” part is on the back.

This garage is giving me Batman/Tony Stark vibes. At least it makes getting the groceries into the house easier. Keeps your shoes dry, too. Rich people go grocery shopping, right?

It’s unclear to me who owns it now. The ad says Jordan bought it new, but current owner has put 22,000 miles on the car.

Wouldn’t it be more clear as, “You’re # 1 for takeoff, however there is an arrival priority. Please hold.”

My grandparents had a Lumina APV. That corner piece of glass popped out one day at highway speed. Quite a shock.

How do you put gas in it? I see where the gas is supposed to go, but it seems like a royal PITA.

“was ordered to hold on a taxiway for the same runway, told it had departure priority”

He wasn’t comparing their bank accounts or business portfolios.

According to the linked source document the engines were turning, but it’s unclear at what power. I don’t know why Jalopnik said they weren’t.

I’ve came across some MST3K over the years and chuckled along. I honestly didn’t even know there was a premise. I just thought it was humorous reviews of bad movies.

I could see classifying an Outback as a wagon (I do), but the Forester? Seems like that belongs in the SUV column.

I am also reporting pain, but only because I have eyes.

Both

“I love this thing so much that I’ve driven it around 4,000 miles per year and 700 miles since the engine swap, and now it can be yours!”

Yeah, I messed up my readin’ ability.

Ooops!

Free rides that end at 9:00 and 10:00 are not particularly helpful when everybody is out later than that.