It seems like you still are.

I found the report to be very dubious after reading this line:

"You get 50 percent, which I always thought was BS considering the Redskins cheerleaders use the same salon and get their hair done for free."

There is no way the Redskins front office worked a better deal for anything than the Ravens front office. That…

Does anybody remember when Rice Krispies Treats cereal was out there? Holy shit, that stuff was good.

Here it is now where's my money

Lena Dunham had access to the same info you did about Vogue's history with photo altering and yet choose to do the shoot anyway. I guess $> promoting a healthy body image.

I wouldn't even dump that in my toilet.

Rescue Me's opening deserves some love here.

If the contact ends when two 80 year old guys die.... and you pay them 19 million a year...why on earth would you cash them out for 500 million... google "perpetuity"

One time, my kid actually asked me to put my phone away and I felt like the worst parent on Earth. So I put the phone away. And then took it out again.

The kid who spit is a renowned degenerate by the name of THOMAS PARISSE. I had the pleasure of attending Lower Moreland High School with this fuck-up. The kid thinks he's good at playing football however he is unable to look past his pseudo ego of being some good athlete. In actuality, the only thing him and his goon…

Nick Foles played on Sunday Night Football against Dallas last season, as well a Monday Night game against the Panthers and a Thursday Night game against the Bengals.

Little known fact, the more championships your team wins, the more of an asshole you become.

Man I don't know what I find funnier; the immediate hive-mind leap to your defense, or the automatic assumption that I'm a dude. epic lolz.

Lets see, fat arms, fat tits, moon face, diminishing jaw definition (aka the beginnings of a double chin), the illusion of a waist as defined by a belt, and what seems to be the outline of ham hock thunder thighs? oh honey, you're obese, and if i saw you in public you'd automatically be classified as 'fat girl'. but…

Being proud of being a Patriots fan from a different NFL market is 1000x worse than being a slut could ever be.

A Pats fan from Florida? What about this girl IS natural?

so much win.

I'm from Ohio, fuckhead. I've had Skyline Chili roughly three dozen times in my life.I've had Gold Star at least 50.

Chicago style deep dish pizza being ranked number 1 was a fucking atrocity though