How exactly does this post make no sense? Schaub plays poorly, Schaub gets his jersey burned by Houston fans, Schaub gets a burger named "Pick Six" in his "honor" by a Houston restaurant, Schaub gets injured and this is cheered by Houston fans, Schaub's replacement throws a pick six of his own to reward the city for…

So was Vince Young.

I think my favorite part is the butthurt angry fans representing in the comments, as if anyone gives a fuck what some Masshole thinks about anything.

Geez Washington, see what happens when people remember you exist again?

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"Should Riley Cooper fight every nigger here? Yes or no?"

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Audiobooks. From the library.

Probably dating myself here, but when I was a kid, my family were basically the Winchesters (just with less "hunting"), and we drove all over the USA.

Excellent advice. I'll add to the section about dealbreakers to keep it short. Reading a laundry list of "do not wants" starts to make you look like, I don't know, a really negative person, especially when the list looks like it was mostly inspired by the person's most recent breakups. I'd rather hear more…

Taylor Swift would have played better than any of the defensive backs did for the Eagles last year so I cannot hate on this man.

Jogged for 13 minutes and 26 seconds today. Straight. First time to run in over a year and very much due to these posts. Fat, old, and looking to get older. Thanks, Sean.

What most people outside of Pennsylvania do not realize is that we drink Yuengling instead of Bud. It's the beer you get when you are having wings. Or if you are having a graduation party, you get a keg of it. It's not like we choose it over Pliny the Younger.

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"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Tim Tebow is too dumb to understand the playbook, and he's not accurate, yet, his dumb followers are blaming his Christianity for him not getting a job, like he is the only fucking devout Christian in the NFL...

Hey guys, can we pull this post off the site for a while? It's TL for Vincent Del Vecchio to R at the moment.