lol yeah, no under 40 owns Apple products. I'm 28, people my age are the reason that company ever had a comeback.

Not taking anything away from the kid, but those two TDs came on a short field after Foles fumbled twice and made me think of Sanchez. But hell, they're playing Washington this week so you could definitely do worse at WR.

not as funny as eli cursing after his first interception

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Ugh

Probably made her apologize for having to do that too.

Trust me, no one was celebrating the signing when it happened. Every authority dealing with the Ray Rice case fucked this up.

If this were an Eagles player, I'd be done watching until he was cut.

Why exactly would that be? Vick fucked up, but he served prison time, a suspension, and at this point has gone above and beyond what was required for him.

Damn, by 2016 it looks like bonuses will get paid out!

I'd be shocked that an NFL RB got his ass kicked after throwing the first punch.

Seriously, you wait until you're eight months to see a game? And standing up the whole time? Calling some serious bullshit on that.

Meh, Eli Manning can go fuck himself too.

I love the Linc. I sit in the upper levels and haven't seen anything described here (most of which happened at the vet) I mean we chucked ice and kept chanting asshole at a Jets fan because he started talking shit when they scored, but we left his kid alone!

The erection I would have from watching someone punch him in the face would have its own square...errr, rectangle.

And an eight month pregnant woman is standing the entire game? Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one.

"All in the game..." ~ Ray Lewis

What wouldn't be rapey about a comic shop's storage room?

I've known some Alabama fans in real life, and they're generally nice people.

Holy crap I just realized how glad I am to be out of the military's "marriage" culture.