the common view, even among feminists, that sweet and colorful drinks are intrinsically inferior to harder drinks

I really hate how much people shit on mixed drinks. Sure, most of the crappy HFCS mixed drinks in restaurants are total shit, but a good mixed drink can be sublime. A lot of alcohol snobbery is borne of ignorance, rather than being some truly englightened drinker.

My personal feminist issue with lady drinks is the common view, even among feminists, that sweet and colorful drinks are intrinsically inferior to harder drinks. I can get it sort of from an alcohol purists's view, but where else in American society is liking something sweet so denigrated? Give me my pink, bright…

egg, grenadine and a coors tall can full of gin...that drink doesn't need a name it needs an ambulance.

Luckily the 15 oz of gin required for this drink would probably kill the salmonella from the nasty-ass egg whites.

Toughen up a little, goddammit.

I reckon there's a typo in that first line, although any cocktail recipe that features 15 oz. of gin definitely has my attention. "Here's MY Pink Lady recipe, boyos. Tonight, we get WEIRD."

Like a really drunk Christmas tree.

A lady drinks her gin by the pint, apparently.

I hope you mean 1.5 oz of gin. Because I like to drink, and I feel like 15 oz would get me REALLY DRUNK. And I'd smell like a Christmas tree.

So, a juvenile raven died in a hole in our yard (we actually called a wildlife guy when it was alive in the hole, and they told us to leave it in the hole, and then it died.) We were kind of bummed about it, but my husband filled in the hole, because we thought it made sense. Well, NOT TO THE FUCKING BIRDS. They HATED…

I FORGOT A GOOD ONE. I was on BART, during rush hour when the trains are packed. I was standing up near a woman who was sitting down. With no warning, she scoots to the edge of the seat, reaches up her dress, AND PULLS HER TAMPON OUT, it's DRIPPING BLOOD, and she STUFFED IT IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE SEAT AND THE WALL.

[insert endless Game of Thrones references]

One time I was on the subway when a couple started having sex in our car. A fellow passenger pulled the alarm at the next station and we were stopped for a "health code violation" as security kicked them out. The grossest part was that you could see them starting up again, lying bare-assed on the platform as we…

I was a pharmacy tech in college. One guy brought in a prescription for antibiotics for a staph infection on his arm. When he gave me the rx, his wound was either bandaged or covered by his shirt, I don't remember. So while this guy was waiting for me tofill his meds, he decided he needed to check his blood sugar. I…

Just yesterday I saw a tailless rat cannibalizing a dead rat on the subway tracks. It was oddly mesmerizing. I felt like I was watching "Wild America" or something.

OH FUCK.

I was on the blue line in Chicago, and a mom got on with her toddler son. She gave the kid a Slim Jim to eat. Not gross in and of itself - but after the kid was finished eating the Slim Jim, the mom sucked the Slim Jim grease off of each and every one of his fingers. That was the gross part.

Justin Beiber Concert.