Don’t forget sailing the seas of grilled cheese.

Also good for reheating your pork soda

red Primus propane cookstove

I cut myself today
To see if I am still strong
I let the car slide away
The only way I could
The curb it tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to resist the tear
But I am too dry rotted

That’s what your mother said last night, Trebek!

The first time I saw one of these in real life, I was driving with a couple of friends, and I got all excited. They couldn’t understand my reaction to the car. The conversation went something like this:

Clearly, Luda did not Get Out The Way.

So that’s how Boxsters are made...

You know the funny thing about this is??? That even people like me who has owned other 911’s and currently owns a GT3RS says it with one syllable as well even though I know that’s wrong. Why you ask?? The problem at least in america is that since every joe smoe uses the one syllable version, to correct them almost…

Good job, Matt.

Bitch-in Camero

This one time I walked in on my husband and some hooker going at it in the back of his van. They were doing some freaky stuff and had this dildo hard-wired through the seat or some crazy crap. What a bastard! I pulled out my gun and fired 8 shots. 6 shots put holes in the van and I have no idea where the other 2 went.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST! A PONTIAC GRAND AM?!

“and some cat litter to shit in” I mean, were not animals.

A case of canned ravioli and some cat litter to shit in. Makes perfect sense to me.

16v? Bro, it’s obviously a V16. Mad HP yo.

I’ll let this be my comment: