There are no good guys in this story.

It’s hard to have less enthusiasm for this tournament than I currently do. I’ll consider it a win for my Rangers if no one gets hurt.

The Troops! Oh, The Troops. Who serve this country so that there can be only the correct forms of protest as sanctioned by The Troops. Who serve this country so that they can be used as political pawns anytime someone does anything other than hold a pep rally for America. Who serve this country so that ignorant people…

Especially when you consider, “hello friend,” is the tag line from his beloved children’s series Little Bill. This shit has layers of ickiness attached to it.