Hey everybody! Since the NuKinja takeover many of the trolls have slipped through. I've made several comments across Gawker Media about this, but it is worth repeating:

oh, they're not over. I've just given up.

Mark, you are so lucky that your bathing in noxema days are over.

They did not have sex at that very instant. She doesn't know if she was penetrated later because she can't remember anything.

Very good. Now explain to me how "Kaepernick did not have sex with her" equals "she was not raped", definitively. You might well be right about the hospital, but you're -gasp- jumping to a conclusion there.

Fun fact: having several tattoos actually causes you to be involved in sexual assaults

When a chick has to piss in the middle of the nite, she rolls of bed, tromps to the can, sits it down, you barely hear the spindle of the T.P., sometimes she flushes, sometimes she doesn't, she hardly ever washes her hands...but —

I really want to know more about the angle of the bullets. His case is based on him not wearing his prosthetic legs and feeling vulnerable. If he was wearing them, he's done.

When he thought he saw a stranger, did he then chase your mom into the bathroom with a gun while she was screaming loud enough for multiple neighbors to hear, and shoot four times through a closed door? Because that doesn't really sound like the same thing.

Not. having. it.

This could have been funny if you didn't italic everything, I swear we are smart enough to get it either way around here

ok, NAIVE

I don't buy the burglars were in Oscar's house theory. Why the hell would anyone rob a garbage can?

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

Oh how silly! Now we have to put her in prison for buying $40 worth of bad weed! Ahaha! But first we have to pay for her lawyer! Ohohoho! And then we have to pay for court fees! Heeheehee! And pay the cops overtime for arresting her! Ahahaha!

Popularity does not correlate to quality or truth value - otherwise society would still subscribe to Humorism and Twilight would be a literary masterpiece.

His assholery is unrelenting. Unfortunately he has a huge, unthinking following.

I would rather teach Little Ricky to believe in Cinderella than listen to Steve Harvey's "wisdom" on any topic.