GravityM
Gravity Maguire
GravityM

Here's one big way that it matters! Tom's roll-on and similar products lack whatever the ingredient is that a) marks up your shirts with white streaks and b) gunks up your white t-shirts with grody armpits. It's a freaking miracle. Ever since I made the switch, like, a decade ago, no more yellowed tees, no more

Sonic jewelry cleaner?

Also! I do a lot of academic writing, and when you've gotta footnote every sentence, a few well-placed semicolons can sure save you on those Ids.

Why are we taking semicolon advice from someone who misuses apostrophes?

Here's the thing about celeb nannies: you're at least on call 24-7. So if they don't have 2, minimum, they're a bad person. Seriously. And it should be 3+, IMO, two during the week in shifts and one over the weekend. And then, if you have a ton of kids, start multiplying. But 2 is the minimum unless you're 100%

I went to Oxy too (I graduated in the 90s) and while the response to sexual assault wasn't perfect by any means, I definitely saw something better than this on more than one occasion. I wonder if it was that there was a stronger women's studies program (and more vocal women's studies faculty) back then? Total

There are very many potential friends, even your own age, who aren't ever going to do the baby thing. See all of the above, make more friends, and keep the ones who you like and who don't breed. Also, your breeder friends will probably come back around eventually, but if not oh well. Also, I do have some great smart

Yes. Well. Chances are very good that she has several nannies. But still, +1 for using even the singular form here.

Shit. Sorry about the multiple posts. Damn tablet.

Shit. Sorry about the multiple posts. Damn tablet.

You know, priests molest and/or rape girls at a higher rate than boys. We just only seem to get worked up about the boys.

You know, priests molest and/or rape girls at a higher rate than boys. We just only seem to get worked up about the boys.

You know, priests molest and/or rape girls at a higher rate than girls. We just only seem to get worked up about the boys.

I'm pretty sure that the One Direction multi-nipple thing is a joke about Marky Mark. The whole video is a riff on boy bands and male heartthrobs. Although why I know that....

My mom has always adopted rescue pooches, whose stories are heartbreaking but who perk right up once they're in a loving home. They've all been a little bit different because of the way they grew up. One never learned to play with other dogs — she just never understood what they were up to — but was the happiest, most

Nope. The 2nd Amendment received its current interpretation in a 2008 Supreme Court ruling. Sorry, gentlemen.

I'm just replying because I like what you're saying here and don't want to see it buried. I mean, those are not nice words. But let's not let this get pushed downstream too quickly, shall we?

Even better, they've shut down most of their (many) Facebook accounts. It's not just that they're not responding, they're hiding. Gross. And yes, they do have an obligation here: the NRA is the lobbying arm of the handgun industry, and they're the loudest voice in a discourse that they created. The 2nd Amendment

Or Matie and Molly from Self Serve ABQ! They're the best!

I love Lil Bub. LOVE. Also, I see that there's an awful lot of all-caps here. That's just what Bub does to us. She's the best.