First, they need to build it...

The difference is that he lives in a major city that is packed solid with pokestops and gyms. Imagine if your home and work each had a half dozen pokestops clustered around them. Yeah.

No, I say we fly him out to fucking Montana, and see how he likes playing.

Fuck that guy. The game has severe connectivity problems, the density is hugely skewed, and there is no in-game radar. This game pisses me off more than any other game I’ve ever played.

As for the radar / vision thing? Google is a partner, so how about he puts the Pokestops and Gyms into Google Maps? So we’re not…

If you want it to be about the drivers, make it a spec car series with a single chassis and single motor.

Because that always happens in LMP, which does just fine with closed cockpits? Also in Unlimited class Hydroplane racing? Those are the pinnacle of sport, and they’re closed cockpit. And safer for it.

At least you’re not requiring them to toss his salad.

Pish.

That’s not true. A number of areo mods do basically nothing, but teams keep them on because they don’t hurt the performance, and (more importantly) it keeps the other teams guessing how good the effect is, so those teams have to test to see what’s going on, rather than ceding some potential benefit.

To be fair, NASCAR still gets the money and eyeballs, so fully-enclosed cars aren’t a bad thing.

Indycar has nearly enclosed the rear wheels, for that wierd arrow shape. It just happens to be exposed from the top and side views. But front and rear, you can’t really see the rear tires.

And really, those cars should have enclosed bodywork like an LMP - it *is* a lot safer, because it prevents the situation when one…

The rugby guys like to say that the lack of a pads and helmets promotes a safer sport, because they players would act to protect themselves.

I say, let them line up against an American line, and see how they take the initial hit when the ball is snapped... Our guys come off the line like a freight train.

I always root for the bulls, and love to see the matadors gored. That’s the best. #TeamBull FTW!

But, where will the parachutes land? If your chute pod is coming down at the end of the back straight, won’t that be kinda bad?

Tradition rules.

F1 should go back to bias ply tires with mandatory magnesium bodywork and wheels. Also, fuel tanks shall be single wall mild steel, with a ban on both baffles and bladders. NO aerodynamic gegaws, either - just a drop tank body. If it was good enough at the dawn of racing, it’s good enough today.

That…

The IOC is more corrupt than FIFA, but less corrupt than FIA (Formula 1 car racing).

2 hours of Pokemon hunting = 1 hour of walking + 1 hour fucking with your phone. :P

Are you including the energy expended chewing and digesting that celery, while excluding indigestible fiber?

That doesn’t work for everybody...

Enjoy your osteporosis and other exercise-preventable injuries as you lie bedridden, getting pressure sores...

Actually, the distance is zero. You can do bodyweight & plyometric work to videos at home. Or, you can run / jog / walk / skate / bike around the block. The distance thing is just a lame excuse.

The alone thing is real, as some people need groups and/or a coach.

Interestingly, the financial reminder of paying gym fees…