Except, they actually *DID* have the time.

You don’t even have to actually make anything of value to get rich. With a decent-sized seed, you can parlay that into millions by churning poor people’s money back on them via Payday Loans, Title Loans, Cash for Gold, Rent to Own, Buy Here Pay Here, and Bail Bonds businesses. Consolidate the whole thing with a…

To be fair, that shit is boring AF. That’s why competent Ops guys are kinda expensive.

Tesla isn’t making their reduced production volume estimates. The cars that come out aren’t meeting quality standard for similarly-priced vehicles by other OEMs. Executive churn is ridiculous.

So, naturally, Musk resorts to a marketing tease.

I’m mad there’s no option for Team Rocket.

Sometimes you get the bull...

I’m confused. Is it #RFgonaked? Or is it #FRgonaked? Which is it?

Also, that top totally draws the eye to the cleavage... I wonder if that was intentional.

Tattoo or chip instead?

It’s a good thing nobody else was ripping off the Rolls look...

Two men enter! One man leaves!

It’s the counterpoint to living on “Martin Luther King Boulevard”

To be fair, the one on the left is nice. The one on the right is a cheap knockoff. Why anybody would do such a half-assed job of copying is beyond me.

Agree. If you have a cap on peak HP, then you can manipulate it for more torque and a fuller power band.

I’ve seen the previous gen GT here in SoCal, but not the current one.

What’s really fucking sad is that we no longer cook with lard. And then we complain that our pastries aren’t beautiful and wonderful.

Hwip the butter, and it’s easily spreadable.

Sorry, no. Best Foods is the best!

Just like the movie?

Fuck those cops.

If the shooter had been white, he’d have been allowed to kill at least 4 more before being taken alive and brought to Burger King for a snack.

That is some amazing white privilege there.

Fuck that guy.