Boy shorts & rashguard!

Or just a regular bikini bottom with a long-sleeve rashguard or tech shirt over the top for more coverage.

If the bottom covers your belly button, might as well wear a 1-piece.

Those suits aren’t even flattering on the models wearing them.

OMG, those granny panty things are all fucking hideous. Seriously. Granny panties, the entire lot of them. I think the models look less attractive wearing those unflattering things than they would in a well-cut 1-piece. Hell, even a competition suit with a long-sleeve rashguard would be better.

And where, precisely, would they build? There is NO open space to build, and the land in those rich areas is especially expensive.

As opposed to a citywide lottery in which there are no good public schools, only good private ones? Because that’s what happens if you don’t segregate schooling by income. Everybody who would have paid more for housing in a school district instead pays less, reducing the tax base, and simply sends their kids to…

To be fair, that is pretty much how basic supply and demand works. Add more housing, and the overall price of housing comes down. At a macro level. On an individual level, those people are fucked.

#humblebrag?

congrats?

On the plus side, if you were to ever move back to your hometown, the appreciation alone easily covers a comparably-sized home.

Those “baristas” will be replaced by iPads and a mixing machine.

Hence CompuServe GIF format, with the interlaced preview!

OK, thanks.

Two words:

Fuck Nike.

Actually it is a big deal, because it is simply reinforcing the emasculation of Asian males.

Find distributors in the Netherlands? I understand the’ve got a pretty decent port there...

Yeah, but they’d lose out on testing “Michigan Lefts”...

You need better friends than that motherfucker who tried to get you killed.

Try very warm water, at least 90F, preferably 100F (but <105F), and the cat will tolerate bathing a lot better, simply because it won’t be literally sucking the heat out of them.

Major language points for “tatterdemalion”!

So tender! Especially if it’s only been milk fed!