I’d expect this shit in the West Village, but the UES? WTF?

HAYABUSA, muthafucka!

Sorry, but for that kind of money, I want a bespoke Sprinter.

Yeah, and I understand that ze Germans are not so happy about it.

Correct. The GM bailout wasn’t for GM. It was for the UAW. If not for the bailout, the UAW and their members would have lost nearly everything.

Kind of like a dragstrip?

First, he failed to check with with a digital tire pressure gauge.

If you are to be the king of Zamunda, then yes, sow those oats!

As an engineer, we can do smarter and better.

Rather than going a full 1.0g, why not 0.7g?

How about the blue algorithm:

South Park covered this pretty well.

They hold to a point. If you jump in from a smaller diameter rotor, it’s not quite the same...

Pay for the laser removal now, and save them countless hours and dollars later!

Not all smell of roses...

Admit it. You wanted to tell lies so it would grow.

Go re-watch Tank Girl, which predates the current grooming thing by quite a while. “Nothing below the neck”

I’d vote for that.

She’s no Cicciolina, but she might as well be for Puritan America.

I’ve seen, and still see, the occasional Fisker Karma running around SoCal. It’s pretty enough, although I think it uses space terribly, and the long-nose design really demands a V12.

Plan to take the buyout, which removes the headache of dealing with the problem.