You’re getting a guaranteed buyer.

There is no possible fix that keeps 100% of the unfixed performance.

Buyback. If I owned one, I’d want the buyback. Any fix is going to reduce power and/or emissions and/or performance. I don’t want a crippled car.

Actually Prius is your answer.

I greatly enjoyed Squadron Supreme when it first came out as a limited series. Good stuff there.

As a proportion of the number of cars sold, it’s astronomical.

It’s only a matter of time before a child or old person is killed by Tesla autopilot / summon.

I’m not sure one could actually out-drag a Viper

Pretty much.

Ahh... I had no idea about that. If only technology existed for people to attach binaries...

Bare legs and sneakers? At least he was wearing the legally-mandated helmet.

I wonder if he’s going to invest in riding gear after this experience.

This.

Well, yeah. The X is the size of an R-klasse.

Perhaps, but the X looks more Crosstour, which failed pretty hard.

Precisely the first point that I noted.

I do the same with hookers once I’m done with them.

There is not really a middle ground. You buy Ikea to get you by until you can afford “good” furniture.

At least you had a full-face helmet!

I’d pay money to see that video, but I think it’s already in one of the Final Destination movies.

It’s not a minivan. A mini-van has a full-length flat roof that you can load ladders, kayaks, skis, surfboards, bicycles, etc. on. It has sliding doors that take up practically zero space in a parking lot. 3 forward facing rows, with seating for 7 or 8. Massive interior volume for the overall length. And it starts…

If they can get past the warranty period, the joke will be on the buyer.