No, the tragedy of modern American politics is that one party is led by white nationalists and the other is led by spineless idiots convinced that the white nationalism is a phase and not the end result of 50 years of policy.

Stick to sports.

Isn’t this most states though? Outside the big city of state XXX, it turns into racist MAGAt society.

I live in Oregon but once you get outside of Portland, Eugene and Bend we’re overrun with proudly uneducated white supremacist MAGAts. Though the same can be said for Washington anywhere outside of Seattle. I haven’t been to Idaho but I heard Cour d’Alane and areas up north are beautiful and Boise is really nice but…

Which states have the biggest disparity between how beautiful the state’s geography is and how terrible the people are?

Just what I was about to say.

Wow...fuck Brad. If he had been my roommate, he'd have been lucky to live through two weeks of that shit before waking up in a strange place with no idea how he got there, and coyotes sniffing at his toes.

Pretty sure those small town diners only exist to give tv news reports a place to ask dipshit octogenarians why they voted for trump.

Added to things you only discover after catastrophic injury - it wasn’t until I was hospitalized and had an IV drip put in my right arm that I realized I’ve never wiped my ass with my left hand. It was like trying to wipe my ass using the claw grabber at a Denny’s. 

Left Ear, because I make stronger “jerk off” motions with my right arm.  

Neither. I hit Answer, hold the phone squarely in front of my face and start yelling at whoever had the temerity or bad judgment to try and reach me by phone.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Westbrook is a completely stacked athletic marvel who would absolutely whip the shit out of Mr. Keisel.  I pull you out of the grays to say as much, and in hopes of a good ol’ fashion pile-on from others.

This chud making absolutely certain that the camera knows his date weighs only 110 lbs — NO FATTIES HERE SIR -- was another level-up achievement of asshole-ish-ness

Fitting that he used to work for the Highway Patrol. This is the sports fan’s equivalent of repeatedly yelling “Stop resisting!”

The NBA should also put Utah on a warning saying if anything like this happens again they’ll have an empty arena game like it’s the Serbian National soccer team or whatever 

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

In college I took a course entitled “Baseball and Contemporary US History”. The goal was to teach US history, focusing on Imperialism, Immigration, Industrialization, and Integration through the lens of baseball. The course was fascinating, and an exceptional way to get students excited about history.

Everyone seems to be missing an even greater issue with the Patriots winning last night; the Rams losing brought the people of St. Louis immense joy. Unforgivable