You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .
Grant-Wattz
Grant-Wattz
DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY
I’ve been hoping that MAGAts will start sporting his hair. I want them all to look like the fools they are, hopelessly devoted to this complete lunatic.
Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.
One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.
The 90s were weird.
(Full disclosure: This author has interviewed Brennan herself, and appears with her high school concert orchestra in the “I Believe I Can Fly” video.)
“Drew’s parents—your son has touched us all.”
Nothing funny or witty to post tonight. (I’ll fuck with you later.) I have sons your age. Well, ten years younger than you, but still. Drew’s parents—your son has touched us all. He is with us daily. Every time I go to this site, it is with the hope of good news. Drew, get well. Much love to you, your wife, your kids.
Thank goodness. This means I can stop calling up random Williams-Sonoma employees and yelling at them.
Good to hear it. Are we sure Drew and Nathan Peterman are separate people?
Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.
Huh. I got it from my wife.
No. I have to say ‘tchup is the bro-iest thing you’ve ever written, and I hope you take that as the insult it’s meant to be. No amount of irony is safe from bro-iness. Please never again.
The War On Christmas continues apace, comrades!
I’m glad another California native has stepped up to take Marshawn Lynch’s place as my favorite interviewee.
Yeah, but it plays right into what those that those who buy into the bullshit myth of college football want to hear:
3 out of 4 Adrian Petersons agree.
While I look forward to 2020 with some level of hope (especially after some inspiring wins and campaigns during the midterms), I also dread it for a number of reasons. We all know it’s going to be a brutal election cycle that will probably start sometime in mid-2019 whenever the first serious contender on the left…