I can’t wait until we get some flashback where batgirl just wants to have a child and that was taken away from her when street thugs beat her up and her uterus broke or some stupid shit whatever Black Widow was in AoU.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.

The outrage around this is breathing life into my dying soul. I mean that sincerely. I’m sick of Brexit and 45 and civilisation as we know it ceasing to be. Moar of this beautiful pettiness plz.

she made a big, big deal that it was NOTHING.

How I read this:

Christi: “I have seen Abby cry three times in her life. Once when her dog died, once when her mom died, and today, when her meatball sandwich was cold.”

Thank you for quenching our thirst for all the dance moms hot goss

omg i live for this shit

THIS IS A SPICY DISH

I mean, that’s pretty good. (awful) but good (very bad). I love it.

She kept it 100% real, tho. O_o

I need more. More details more stories. More.

I want that Candy Apples lady back solely for her daughter. I’d watch a show that was just her deadpanning responses to her overly-chirpy mother.

Unscrupulous reality show producers you say Abby?!? Oh my I must depart to the parlor & my fainting couch.

Even when it’s REALLY BAD, in our grand gay tradition:)