Now I’m picturing an Android headdress. It just seems right.

That’s nice. Truly, it is. I said Black girl and I said that for a purpose and a reason.

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

Finally. Someone who says what we were all thinking.

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

That is weird. I wonder if there is a portal at their house that leads to the world of lost phones.

Have they checked for an underground lair a few hundred feet below their house?

After Dana’s placement, Sara was initially allowed to see her daughter for one hour each week with the brief help of her own mother and the supervision of a social worker.

I believe my father used to tell me, “Well, dalila, you’re not Sarah Brightman”.

I cannot listen to Phantom without singing along. My sons hate it when I try to hit the high notes. Sucks to be them, though. I’ll never not try.

I literally have this show memorized. In the car I sometimes I sometimes sing “Notes”, which is a conversation between 5 people. I like to give each person a different voice.

I’m a bartender. Good money but, at times, crazy people don’t make it worth it.

For me it’s “Die Young”.

I hope you gave her the part on the spot.

Is it this one? This is amazing. I always felt Timber was a guilty pleasure because of Pitbull but now I don’t have to feel guilty.

Can I come at you...with a high five? Because Timber is just like mainlining confectioner’s sugar, and I mean that in a good way. It’s not my go-to Kesha song—that’s always going to be “We R Who We R”, and I don’t care who knows it—but I love her voice on anything. I hate so much that she was exploited and abused and…

“shrill” – defined as “the rising shrill of women’s voices”– and “psyche” – for which the example sentence is, “I will never really fathom the female psyche”. “Grating”, defined as “sounding harsh and unpleasant”, was illustrated with the phrase “her high, grating voice”, while the adjective “nagging” used the…

She also got a full ride to Barnard (which is Columbia’s all women sister school). She pursued music instead, but she really is brilliant.

I’d encourage you to reconsider this stance. She’s an avid songwriter for some of the biggest names in pop music, several of her b-side tracks are really beautiful. Everything she puts out isn’t about sex and drugs and partying. She’s got a beautiful voice and is an actual musician who plays several instruments.

Kesha Rose, I still love you girl and am ROOTING for you, even though you used “literally” wrong, though I guess we’re all dying “literally” since the day we’re born. so never you mind. FREE KESHA.