“There was no blazing and no trails...It’s not trailblazing to write the world as it actually is. Women are smart and strong. They are not sex toys or damsels in distress. People of color are not sassy or dangerous or wise. And, believe me, people of color are never anybody’s sidekick in real life.”

Uber markets itself as simpler and cheaper than cabs because you don't need to tip. If they've changed their pricing scheme to the point where tipping is now necessary to make any money, they need to make that clear!

I really appreciate that she delivers the last line right to his penis.

“Women are smart and strong. They are not sex toys or damsels in distress.”

Fuck yeah. I love this.

I cannot make this pic anything other than GIANT and I’m dying as a result.

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

She’ll probably rent Norway.

My mother sang that song for Christmas karaoke with a white feather boa. She wasn't drunk. Just really liked the song.

Report that shit ASAP to the shuttle company. They should be able to know who your driver is and address it. That’s not okay... I’m sorry you had to deal with that. :(

Hi Jezzies. I’ve been lurking forever but rarely posted. I had what I thought was a good date last week until the end, where there was just some awkward staring at the car. Thank you text, I’d like to see you again. He just responds late to that, but more of an explanation of why he responds late, not an affirmation…

It’s me, Anastasia.

Go all out and say “You were adopted by the darkness. I was born into it, molded by it” etc. Extra points if you do a Bane voice.

Nationality: I was born in the dark.

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

By definition, he’s not. He’s had multiple Top 20 hits, including two number ones. I’m not a huge fan, but let’s be real.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

So he should either stop making music/money, or start performing in a way that is better than the way that made him ultra-successful?