This is what the Met Gala is supposed to be about. Big, swirling insanity. Gaga win.

Does it not look like somebody photoshopped Jennifer Connelly’s head onto a dress?

Another blog I follow called her “golden Jedi bitch”. That’s a compliment, btw.

omg u guyz i want this forever

DOES MASONNAS DRESS SAY REBEL HEART?!? Oh my god you fucking narcisist! And you’re at the met gala, so that's saying something!

Am I the only one who secretly hopes Ed and Taylor fall in love and move to Vermont to open an organic pie stand?

She was so excited she forgot her pants!

Ha! I won’t keep you in suspense like Calvin and Hobbes, but the story is basically typical grandma behavior.

Who grammed it better, not best.

agreed, next time my girlfriend asks me to do something, I’m gonna say ‘in a bizzle swizzle’ and then just not explain

WEAR IT WHEN YOU SLEEP AND SWIM

So I’m not going to make a thing of it, but I’m totally going to get my Kylie on and see what happens just one time. My husband’s out of town. This is the perfect activity to fill my evening. Or a tiny part of it. The rest will be filled with fro-yo.

Contouring “It’s a metaphor, but it is about your face.”

This video is my everything.

Apparently they are supposed to make your mouth look more anus-like.

No moar contouring plz.

I don’t get it. Are they supposed to look bigger? I can’t see much of a difference in size. Is there some other, new way in which my mouth is inadequate? I feel so behind the times.