Yeah— these days, you HAVE to be badass to buck enough corruption so that you can GET the opportunity to do your job correctly.

Balls so big she has to carry them on her chest.

Maryland Sen Barbara Mikulski is retiring after 2016.

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

I didn’t read all of the gawker comments but this is one of my favs

yeah but what if the cops **GASPPPPPPP** get in trouble **TRIPLE GASPPP****?!?!?!?

lmao I didn’t know they were under the impression that the Baltimore court system is like a Halloween sex party....if you open the door and there’s a mummy with an erection, you can just go to the next door because mummies are scary!

“To the youth of this city, I will seek justice on your behalf. This is a moment. This is your moment.”

If Jessica Williams goes, I might be out.

Everything is terrible

they’ve really toned them down for a mainstream audience.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

I bet Duggars are mad jealous.

Title: SAVED BY LESBIANS: how surviving IKEA proved we were meant to be

I never thought about IKEA as a major step in a relationship...until I arrived at IKEA and realized the whole place was laid out exactly like the IKEA where my parents (and my partner’s parents) had taken us both shopping children. Both of us were struggling with Oedipal conflicts before we’d even gotten to the…

For you.

“We are NOT going to let this table be a metaphor for our relationship. That’s what IKEA wants!”

I don’t know. Did you make sure that one person had a hammer and the other had a pencil behind their ear? Whose fault is it really if you don’t follow all of their instructions properly?

Wasn’t this an episode of 30 Rock?