holy shit, i totally thought that *was* John Slattery!

i never thought i’d be attracted to Josh Lyman. what is this feeling?/so sudden and new?

the line in Andy’s song - “Staaanley tried to die just to get away!”- always makes me crack the fuck up.

wait what Kesha thing?!?!

i really think she’s really a nice person. i’m always surprised at how introverted she seems compared to the rest of her sisters.

bruh you need her cookbook like STAT. i have a sizeable collection of cookbooks and hers is legit af. i find myself using it a lot lately in lieu of my beloved Ina or Tyler.

don’t you just *love* how women can be referred to as “dick-sucking” and it’s demeaning, but nobody refers to straight men as “pussy-licking” as an insult (or ever)? how dare a woman engage in sexual congress! quelle horreur!

and OMG Jenna Dewan Tatum? her and Chrissy are my ultimate Beautiful Woman Friend Goals. i could do without the other Kardashian ladies (i dislike Khloe more each day, which sucks because i used to love her and then she started appropriating and being awful) but i would do awful things to hang out with Kim, Chrissy,…

it’s really kind of sad how happy that news makes me. i fucking love me some Chrissy and Kim.

HOLD THE FRONT DOOR: KKW and Chrissy Teigen are friends?!?!?!

what even was that.

oh god i just read that second one and i’m barfing up hatred rn.

he wrote it for women who “need to hear the words of a father?” good god. excuse me, mister, but i’ve done just fine without my dad around to create self-esteem for me, or whatever. harrumph.

(to be fair, my dad died, so it isn’t like he just up and…

*ahem*
KINDLY GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU HUMAN DUMPSTER FIRE.

*misconstrued ***********************************************************

it was SO FUN. i made friends almost instantly. it was so lovely to be amongst other 28-35 year old dorks, all with different stories about what the HP universe meant to them. also, so many dope costumes and tattoos.

it was extraordinary. the hashtag #volumesHP or #volumeshp will show you pictures from there on Insta! (you’ll see me under the first hashtag, but i won’t tell you who i am ;) )

OH MY GOODNESS I AM SO EXCITED. my local indie bookstore is doing a ticketed, adults-only release party. i’m in there probably about 5 times a week (they sell coffee/wine), and they’ve let me peek at their plans for the bash - they made WANDS for each individual person. i’m going alone, and i couldn’t be happier about…

what on earth is Holy Land?

omg rage stroke.

we met on Bumble! i had a couple of convos going on and then i matched with him and said hey and...we were off! he’s just so genuine, and he let’s me be myself, which can be a handful. i KNOW i can be a handful and other men have made me feel kind of bad for it but he’s already said that he loves my enthusiasm and…

HEY ME TOO! i just started dating in earnest in december after 3 years of being coupled. met a few cute guys, all were in duds in some way or another. finally me the sweetest man about 3 weeks ago - he’s dorky and sweet and kind and he thinks i’m the bees knees. i’m really happy and also really scared the other…