i feel super boring but i’m soooo comfy. it’s raining cats and dogs here in Chicago tonight, so it’s not exactly “put on cute clothes and hit a bar” weather for me.
how’s your night?!

idek what pole trance music is so i can’t stand in solidarity with you on that one! get him to grill and lose yourself in the chopping/sauteeing/mixing!

honestly if you’re not pumped to be there, don’t be there. you need to take care of YOUR comfort! i know it’s easier said than done.

methinks that that Crispix mix and taco filling might fall prey to the munchies ;)

i’m drinking a really gorgeous bottle of pinot noir - Andover Estate, Monterey. it’s complex and full and just the tiniest bit smokey. and watching the Birdcage.

i’ve had that dinner conversation with flames before! i love to cook, and will happily cook every time we get together, but CHIP IN. if he doesn’t offer…

hi friends! i’m having a saturday night at home for the first time in months (i’m a server/bartender/host so weekends are my money makers) and i’ve got
- a bottle of a DELICIOUS new pinot noir i stumbled upon
- a brand new book my local bookseller recommended me
- the new Real Simple
- HBOGo
- a baguette, cheese, and…

jesus christo, where is this from?!

OMG THE ISLAND. with Ewan McGregor? so bad, so awesome.

OH MY GAWD. this is gold.

i got so excited when i saw this thread but there are not enough stories and my life has been ghost-free so i cannot contribute. wah. #butreallyphew

oh god, that part about grabbing your brother and running away - fuck. i can’t even imagine how scared you were!

i would’ve smashed that thing to smithereens.

wait no, i would’ve run screaming from the house.

NOOOOOO. no. oh fuck no.

what the hell is this white nonsense?

bahahahaha. i’ve had a few margaritas tonight and this gif is just the icing on the cake.

humidity, age, and gluten have already learned their place. wind has accepted a position as her minion.

i aim to please.

i just watched this for the first time last week, and i’ve shown everybody i know. also i keep humming their “bum bum bum bumbumbumbumbum” song.

also rawr Iwan Rheon.

i´m out of the greys and you all think i’m funny!!! happy Monday to me!

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.