I WORK FOR HIM!!!!!! i’m sorry i just had to share :D

Leif Lakewood! Anders Altman! Erik Embry!

mememememe MEEEEEE!

a group of friends and i were gathered at my college apartment to watch the Grammys one year (okay, i was live-tweeting it for my college newspaper and figured it was a good excuse to have a party). i was a few glasses of champagne in when THIS GOD DAMNED COMMERCIAL CAME ON THE AIR:

is he willing to come to Chicago bc SIGN. ME. UP.

reading through this homeboy’s comments and he is saltier than a god damn cracker.

my favorite was: “I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
but then “sorry to kill the mood but i cant take nomore of this. Jarret was like ‘same’” happened, and i died. i died of laughter.

Chuck and Cindy!!! Lovin’ life, 24-7! ugh, #marriagegoals.

i shook out all of my blankets and am now sleeping with my blanket all tucked in like i’m a human pop tart. i doubt i’ll sleep tonight!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *DEEP BREATH* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

may i pretty pretty please have the roast chicken recipe?!

i consider myself a Lush Scholar - which one did you get? Was it the green scrub? that stuff melts like cray.

Lush is my JAM. let’s talk about it!

but we’re 8000000x cooler than they’ll ever be, bbdoll.

solidarity, babe. we are better off without them.

i was raised by cousins/legal guardians throughout high school and they didnt GAF that i was leaving for college. the day my first acceptance letter they were filming their first grandkid’s first hair cut, and i literally had to snap at them and demand that they recognize the major life event happening to me. they…

one of us! one of us! ONE. OF. US!

you have no idea what that means to me.

oooh i loved that movie! it’s now one of my go-to “makes me happy when i’m blue” flicks!

you guys!! i just landed an interview at one of the best restaurants in the WORLD. host position, because though i am badass, i am not badass enough to be a chef haha. i am freaking out and i am so excited!!

to celebrate i am watching Mariah Carey videos on YouTube. (i clicked on The Gaysian’s link and fell down that…